.:chloë thea eurydice¹ larceny:.³ - it/its - 26 - LA - guroneet femcel / puppygirl ronin / freelance egg cracker⁴ 🥚🔨

contence: girls, grids, gaming⁵, writing, photography, LA history, isopods, film (especially horror!), Marxism, french house, hyperpop, neon lighting, trains/transit, making stickers and accessories, reading everything with 7 syllables to the tune of Music Make You Lose Control, botany 🌈🦐

This blog features untagged NSFW/gore/hard kink posts. Please enjoy responsibly!

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¹ Eury² for short

² yes pronounced like that

³ more names, as a treat: Julie, Terk, Luci, Tria, Sage, #girl

⁴ if you’re definitely not a girl (even though you constantly fantasize about what it would be like to be one), DM me; I have some news that could change your life

⁵ especially racing games and immersive sims⁶

⁶ I consider Dead Rising 1 to be an immersive sim, as well as a metroidvania proto-soulslike

scorpio-system:

infatuated with weird trans girls. rb if you’re also a weird trans girl

vamprisms:

science fiction as a genre was invented specifically to show lesbians some greasy sweaty women in tank tops fixing machinery

santas-jolly-backhand-of-chaos:

exit-pursued-by-spider-daedra:

santas-jolly-backhand-of-chaos:

santas-jolly-backhand-of-chaos:

santas-jolly-backhand-of-chaos:

Are you really into hypno or do you just want to escape this dystopia for as much time as you can

In a similar vein: are you really into petplay or do you just want the unconditional love and affection that pets are always receiving and that you would give one

I’ve done it, I’ve won

I’m not into either Sex Thing but I am into the alternative explanations for said Sex Things

A fine addition to my collection

nyancrimew:

oliviawebsite:

oliviawebsite:

im goingto put weed in this thing and get 1 milljon notes

do NOT fuck with me i will get scared abd cry

i store my weed in police evidence bags left over from when i got raided

santas-jolly-backhand-of-chaos:

exit-pursued-by-spider-daedra:

santas-jolly-backhand-of-chaos:

santas-jolly-backhand-of-chaos:

santas-jolly-backhand-of-chaos:

Are you really into hypno or do you just want to escape this dystopia for as much time as you can

In a similar vein: are you really into petplay or do you just want the unconditional love and affection that pets are always receiving and that you would give one

I’ve done it, I’ve won

I’m not into either Sex Thing but I am into the alternative explanations for said Sex Things

A fine addition to my collection

junk-thunder:

my girl’s into rope and petplay, call that a shibari inu

autogynecologist:

I yearn like a woman, and covet like a man

spacegirlalice:

heartbreaking: hot girl dating man instead of you

spacegirlalice:

There’s nothing quite like pridefully adopting the quirks, mannerisms and turns of phrase of your close friends and lovers

predstrogen:

predstrogen:

people comparing quiet to 2B is so funny to me. “why does kojima make up an excuse for her to be nude, unlike this guy who admits he just likes hot women” i am 100% convinced that shes only hot to kojima if she photosynthesises. its not an excuse, its part of the appeal. thats one of the most autistic men on the planet and hes thinking on levels of horny you people cant even register

there are multiple, MULTIPLE scenes involving her photosynthesising. the way she falls slack in water, or gets choked out easily. its so clearly a fucking fetish and everyone acts like hes just so kooky and needs to make up lore reasons for nudity. im on his side here

podcastwizard:

podcastwizard:

podcastwizard:

ideal ways for me to die

1. old age, peacefully in my sleep

2. after a long and illustrious career i am at a rooftop gala hosted in my honor. i am wearing a beautiful gown, holding a glass of red wine, standing by the railing. a scorned lover approaches and, after a passionate spat, they push me over the edge of the building. the wine glass goes flying, splattering their outfit in red as a visual metaphor for the blood on their hands. as i descend my gown flies around me like two beautiful wings, a bird in flight. a photographer on the street manages to take a photo before i hit the ground and that photo wins the pulitzer. a new york times think piece is released regarding whether or not it’s moral to profit off a photo of someone’s death. the think piece also wins a pulitzer.

3. sex accident.

you’re the only motherfucker in this city who gets me

hey so a few people have tagged this with something along the lines of “now” or “just do it right now” so i just wanna come in here and say, while i am only a silly comedy blog and in no way qualified to give you advice (please talk to someone you trust, in person, it’s the best thing for you) i’ve also been down that road and want to share a poem that’s helped me out before.

there’s no one quick fix, no universal cure, but there are kind words from a stranger and the curiosity to see another dawn.

selifator:

ysolt:

ysolt:

bro i fucking hate living next to a fucking tavern they always have the worst fucking singers performing on saturdays

my life is a joke i live 2 minutes from a castle in one direction and the old town market in the other. you can see remnants of the old walls in part of the town, our library used to be the medieval townhall. we have a 500 y/o fairy tree overlooking the entire valley. and i dont even have any elves to fuck

trueballsgaming:

girls should be just like a computer where you can take her apart and change out little things and organize her how you want and the put her back together and then admire her a little.

trueballsgaming:

girls just want to trespass. is that so wrong.